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The radio man who gave England’s boys a hell of a beating

Thirty years ago, a defeat for the England football team sparked an inspired piece of foreign-language commentary, recalled here by PHILIP BARKER

Norway's jubilation at the final whistle translated of the pitch and into the commentary box

The name Bjorge Lillelien might not be too familiar, but it was what he said on September 9, 1981, on Norwegian radio that sealed his place in broadcasting history.

If the broadcaster’s name does not ring a bell, even if you are under the age of 30 and were not born on the day that Norway beat England 2-1 in a World Cup qualifier in Oslo, you’ve probably heard the soundbyte:

“Lord Nelson!” There was a pause… as if for thought.

“Lord Beaverbrook!” Not an obvious English hero to recall, but Lillelien was just about to get into his commentary stride.

“Sir Winston Churchill!

“Sir Anthony Eden!

“Clement Attlee!

“Henry Cooper!

“Lady Diana!”

And then Lillelien really hit his straps. “Maggie Thatcher! Can you hear me?

“Maggie Thatcher. Maggie Thatcher, your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!”

Tor Aune, the recently retired head of NRK Sport, remembers his former colleague well, and was unsuprised by the break from Norwegian language commentary into an address to England. “Lillelien was totally comfortable in English. It was not a surprise when he did this,’’ Aune said.

England had not been successful in qualifying for the World Cup finals since 1962. Under Ron Greenwood, their campaign to reach the 1982 tournament in Spain had had its ups and downs. In the previous match, they had beaten group leaders, Hungary, 3-1. Thirty years ago, Norway’s football reputation was only marginally better than their Eurovision performance of “Nul points”.

And in Oslo’s Ullevaal Stadion, Bryan Robson had even given England the lead.

But the Norwegians, roared on by a partisan crowd, scored twice before half time and held on to their advantage, to the horror of early evening viewers on ITV, who had the live coverage of the match to themselves in those pre-Sky days, presented from a studio in London by Jim Rosenthal.

Despite the defeat, England did qualify for the 1982 World Cup after other results in the group went their way. Even in the days before You Tube, this commentary clip was an instant hit. In 2002, it was acclaimed as the greatest commentary moment by Observer Sports Monthly (is that a decision with which you agree? Why don’t you post a comment below on your favourite piece of sporting commentary?).

The OSM accolade came as no surprise to the Norwegians. “At the time, he was the biggest radio star, because of his enthusiasm, the language he used and his way of colouring a situation,” Aune said. “A lot of people tended to turn down the television and listen to his radio commentary.”

Bjorn Lillelien in his NRK days

Lillelien’s fame spread throughout Scandinavia. Iceland’s Ingolfur Hannesson, now a senior executive at the European Broadcasting Union, remembers hearing the broadcast while a student in Oslo .

‘‘I heard this commentary live from the game, and he went totally bananas,’’ Hannesson said. “He was an amazing commentator and during this era not many radio commentators on the international stage could fit into his shoes. He had a lively, skilful, understanding of sport and a humorous crazy repertoire within the Norwegian language.’’

Lillelien also presented a jazz programme as well as covering winter sports and boxing. His greatest wish was to see a Norwegian heavyweight champion of the world. He died in 1987, aged 60. But no one in Norway will ever forget the night that England were beaten, not least because of his memorable commentary.

Click here for the YouTube clip of the commentary.

  • THE BOYS WHO TOOK A HELLUVA BEATING

ENGLAND’S LINE UP IN OSLO: Ray Clemence; Phil Neal, Mick Mills, Phil Thompson, Russell Osman; Bryan Robson, Glenn Hoddle (Peter Barnes), Terry McDermott; Kevin Keegan, Trevor Francis, Paul Mariner (Peter Withe).

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